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Anon learns to be strong

10/30/19(Wed)21:28:41 No.812952987 Anonymous Hey guys! Apologies for my weak English, I am a Turkishman and only learn English from schools and movies. Bear with me >be me 151 KB JPG strong 29yo Turkish man >meet qt3.14 and fall in love and marry her wife has twin sister, but not identical >sister very smart, have master degree and big job >one time twin sister visiting for dinner, wife unable to twist jar for opening >"Anon can you open?" >GRASP jar with both hands >"You like having strong Turkish man hands to open your jars" I make joke >both laugh, wife little blushing >Jar not opening. ALL MY STRENGTH. Still nope, hand sliding >Try again with towel, still no >Twin sister says that force won't work >She take butter knife, put under cover of jar >sssthththPop >pressure gone, jar open ez Pic of MFW learn brain strongest muscle and how she insert knife to jar
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Greentext Stories

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Greentext story of Turkish man that learns great lifehack in how to open a difficult jar by using a butter knife

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