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Cumbrain

10724 Views • Created 4 years ago By Artichoke • Updated 4 years ago

Created By Artichoke • Updated 4 years ago

The Cumbrian

THE 22 YEAR OLD CUMBRIAN Wants to silence anyone who points out the ill effects of his Long, greasy, chronic m----------- unkempt hair. Aspires to be a 4chan janitor to carry this out Doesn't care Says he can quit whenever he wants, because his Constantly fighting an fapping inhibits his motivation Soulless stare internal battle with his gets frustrated when actually attempting to own primal urges for attracting do so and dismisses women. Only has it cut when self-control as reddit. parents make him, Constantly thinks about returning home and masturbating when he is out socializing with Says frequent m----------- is perfectly healthy, knows subconsciously it isn't. Receding hairline friends for more than a few hours Has no motivation for long term self improvement. Thrives off, Easily frustrated, copes with fapping of the instant gratification of pleasuring himself Any motivation or aspiration he has throughout the day is killed when he comes Low sperm count home to his daily fap.
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Cumbrain

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