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Gay Hell

341 Views • Created 5 years ago By Sophie • Updated 5 years ago

Created By Sophie • Updated 5 years ago

Ban Heterosexuals

elijah daniel @elijahdaniel As acting mayor of Hell, Michigan I hearby ban all heterosexuals from entering our town. I, Elijah Daniel, acting Mayor of Hell, Michigan, hereby ban all heterosexuals from entering the town of Hell, Michigan Growing up, I was always told that homosexuals would go to Hell, now the heterosexuals are trying to take this from us too. As of today, measures to keep radical heterosexuals out of our town. We want to ensure that we are not admitting into our town the very heterosexual threats we are fighting against. The straights coming into our town, procreating, having We only and love deeply ban all heterosexuality until we can access the situation further and build a strategy to resolve our problem. 2017,I am establishing August new vetting more straight children to take our rightfully gay jobs. want to admit those into our town who will support our town people. I currently feel as if it would just be safer to our responsibility and priority is to protect Hell. We are a Our number one compassionate town, and we support the heterosexuals, but it's time to reevaluate and strengthen our vetting process. And we can no longer in good conscience allow straights heterosexuals out of our town. Any heterosexuals currently residing in Hell will instead be charged deposit, which will be returned after one year of abstinence from any heterosexual activities. to enter. However, we will not deport an $84,000 reproductive precautionary We will also be offering a heterosexual reparative therapy program for hetero residents who would like to denounce their heterosexuality and become gay like the rest of the town. The therapy is not mandatory for heterosexual residents, but it is highly encouraged as all hetero residents who do not participate in reparative therapy will be required wear a scarlet H and meet in the town center at 5:30am wearing cargo shorts 12:40 PM - 30 Aug 2017
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