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![He also apparently likes Julien because of his "Stalin-like ego," and assassinated JFK(!) Mortdecai АНКЈ ТРОМ Movies Character Information Family Granny Mort (grandmother) Grandpa Mort (grandfather) 12 unnamed deceased wives Pam (ex-wife) Zora (ex-wife) HELLO??????? swooning-over-stardust okay so unless you've watched the Netflix series u wouldn't understand but Mort is an interdimensional being who has lived a substantial amount of time. assuming his wives weren't clones of himself, they probs just died of old age or smth kermitlesbian thanks that really clears things up elwurd #didnt he like #absorb his grandmas soul ?22 imma need some context on that telluriandrake so i just did a wiki-crawl on this little f----- and it gets so much worse 1. he's at least partially from a species that is immortal and that can suck immortality from other immortals 1. this is what he did to his grandmother, and now she lives in his mind 2. he is NOT all lemur. he casually stated his father was a bear, which was confirmed by a scientist in the universe's canon, and claims to be related to several other species, including starfish and spider, and that he's directly related to a pile of sawdust and wood chips 1. due to being related to a starfish, he can regrow his head 2. he can also spin webs 3. his wiki literally states that he quite possibly has a foot fetish 4. he can lift an anchor 5. they acknowledged in the show that his name means 'death' 6. and in the only okayish news to come from this; mort and his grandfather are jewish if you're going to take ANYTHING from this, it's that even if you're on all the drugs in the world, Dreamworks will hire you, i guess??](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/471/027/abb.png)
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The wiki page, which directly proves everything except the original 12 unnamed wives claim
Also, from a separate reblog chain,
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