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Virgin vs. Chad

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Created By Drunkenstein Picklester • Updated 4 years ago

Posted byu/turakissa OUCH!2 months ago The Virgin Trick or Treat Denier VS The Chad Shenanigans or Service Connoisseur

The Virgin Trick or Treat Denier The Chad Shenanigans or Service Connoisseur Opens the door instantly when he hears someone coming Tells himself he can't participate in the festi- vities because he's too poor, actually bought candy but ate it all himself Hears his doorbell ringing, doesn't go to open it Reminisces bitterly how his parents never let him go trick or treating when he was a kid Does everything he can to buy so much candy that he can satisfy all the kids in 5 mile radius Remembers fondly how Stacy's mom drove Stacy and him through the whole city trick or treating when they were kids Has kinky, halloween roleplay sex with Stacy in midnight hours Doesn't buy a costume because he's afraid his costume would be outdated or culturally appropriating Thinks halloween is another holiday when enterprises can get easy money from childish sheeple is "too old for this" Knows Halloween is a good celebration for elevating otherwise pretty depressing October, doesn't submit to society's ideas of what is childish and what is mature Dressed up as Dracula, doesn't care if it's outdated, corny, or culturally appropriating Romanians
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Virgin vs. Chad

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2 months late, yes, but it had to be posted. Did anyone notice anything unique on the Virgin's side?

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