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Melania Trump's Christmas Decorations

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Decorator: Okay, so we want to avoid looking like the entrance to the White Witch's Narnian castle like we did last year. Melania: What about red? Decorator: Sure, red ornaments are cheerful! Melania: No. The trees. Red. Decorator: .... Melania: Like

Decorator: Okay, so we want to avoid looking like the entrance to the White Witch's Narnian castle like we did last year. Melania: What about red? Decorator: Sure, red ornaments are cheerful! Melania: No. The trees. Red Decorator: Melania: Like the blood of my enemies.
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