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Shrek Is Love, Shrek Is Life

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Created By WellHelloThere • Updated 6 years ago

Shrek is love. Shrek is game.

Anonymous 03/23/18(Fri)00:24:22 No.763513251 >I was only 9 muthafuckin years old >I loved Shrek so much, I had all tha loot n' p----- >I pray ta Shrek every last muthafuckin night before bed, thankin his ass fo' tha game l've been given > "Shrek is love" say; "Shrek is game >My f----- daddy hears me n' calls me a playa >I know da thug was just jealouz of mah devotion fo Shrek >l called his ass a playaaaaaa >Dude slaps me n' sendz me ta chill like a pimp >I'm bustin up like a biatch now, n' mah grill hurts >I lay up in bed n' it's straight-up cold >Suddenly, a warmth is movin towardz me >lt aint nuthin but Shrek >l be so happy >Dude whispers tha f--- into mah ear "This is mah swamp." >Dude grabs me wit his bangin ogre handz n' puts me down onto mah handz n' knees >l be ready >I spread mah ass-cheeks fo' Shrek >Dude penetrates mah booty-hole >lt hurts so much but I do it fo' Shrek >l can feel mah booty tearin as mah eyes start ta water I push against his wild lil force >l wanna please Shrek Dude roars up in a mighty roar as he fills mah booty wit his f----- love >My f----- daddy strutts in >Shrek looks his ass straight up in tha eyes n' say "It's all ogre now, nahmeean?" >Shrek leaves all up in mah window >Shrek is love. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Shrek is game
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Shrek Is Love, Shrek Is Life

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