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Created By Goatllama • Updated 5 years ago

Raw Cookie Dough

(1.52 MB, 2592x1944, IMG 20130407 165030 jpg) Anonymous (ID: 00bbGt10) 04/07/13(Sun)17:51:45 No.47 1001279 Replies: 471002008 >347 1004848 >>4710085 >see a bat of cookie dough in the fridge taste sample read on the cover saying "DO NOT EAT RAW COOKIE DOUGH' fuckthatshitjpg eat several spoonfuls of cookie dough s--- was so cash >middle of the night sleeping wake up due to a bad smell >my butt cheeks feel wet Popen covers there was liquid s--- seeping out of my a------ puddle of s--- on my bed rush to bathroom >sit on the toilet its like a volcano except for lava, its liquid s--- >could be w >liquid s--- replace by chuck s--- >stomach groans more the s--- gets harder and harder the stench was awful >my butt cheeks was slapping together so rapidly that my ass was bruised >stomach grumbles again >cant s--- in the toilet because there is not enough room s--- my f------ brains out hurts so bad i start to cry >crying while pushing out a colossal turd out of my a------ back is covered with poo falls on the floor ghost of Billy Mays's head peeps out of my a------ BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE s--- starts blasting out of a------ like two grizzley bears tearing my ass apart door is complete brown in s--- parents comes downstairs, hearing crying and moaning in the bathroom hear my dad say WHAT THE F--- IS THAT SMELL he notices s--- escaping from the bottom of the door ANON WHAT THE F--- ARE YOU DOING IN THERE" he busts down the door >he gets completely spray paint with s--- >mom vomits Never eating cookie dough again | Anonymous (ID: P600g/8D) 04/07/13(Sun)17:55:53 No.47 10020 10 Replies >>471002253 >)471002790 471004048 >want to play a trick on f----- son >spunk and put laxatives in cookie dough -thatll show the little c--- later that night >hear girly screams and loud blasts of s--- coming from downstairs >gotcha run >see s--- coming from bottom of door >blast through >sprayed with liquid s--- >son begins to cry like a girl >gently easy my rock solid penis into his freshly lubricated a------ Anonymous (ID: YodhOzeh) 04/07/13(Sun)18:04:02 No.471003621 Replies: 471094291 2471004646 471005575 >be container of raw cookie dough pexpecting to get baked into delicious cookies snobody will eat me until then, hell, it say right on my cover "DO NOT EAT RAW COOKIE DOUGH >fat f----- opens the fridge -ohhellno.png wav >decide to make the fat s--- pay for robbing me of my baked deliciousness group all the chunks up just inside his a------ >start off slow, seep out just enough to wake the n----- up >GO TIME push with all my might >fat f----- manages to make it to the toilet before I start exploding out his anus >but I ain't letting up here >slap the f------ butt cheeks together so hard his ass gets bruised >keep fill up whole toilet, f----- moves over to bathtub crying spush a massive chunk out to cause him unimaginable pain >decide to add insult to injury >vibrate his ass cheeks at just the right frequency so it sounds like Billy Mays yelling "BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE >f------ dad opens the door augh maniacally as I shoot the rest of me out as fast as I can, coating his dad and the rest of the walls in S--- >thatll teach that fat n----- to eat raw f------ cookie dough HEAR THAT, YOU FAT F---? YOU DONT F--- WITH RAW COOKIE DOUGH □ Anonymous (ID: OobbGI10) 04/07/1 3(Sun) 1 8:22:04 No.471007201 Replies >>47 1007905ー47 1 008205 >feeling quite lonely, nobody used me in a while >just chilling in the dark sall of a sudden, this fat f----- bursts into the bathroom sohno >f----- releases a Kamehameha blast of s--- in me -entire mouth is full of s--- pg riend bathtub staring at me in horror >f----- goes in the bathtub, releasing a Shadow of the Colossus turd f----- dad breaks into door, killing Mr door e gets covered in sh >feelsbadman jpg Anonymous (ID: oobbGt10) 04/07/13(Sun)18:39:01 No.471010834 >chilling with fork wife, s--- was so cash sall of a sudden, this fat f----- f--- opens the drawer and stole me >scared as f--- >jams me in Ms. Cookie Dough she felt good to be inside of >feel ashamed because I am married >kid about to jam me in his mouth >pleaseno.jpg he does it she does this several times sreturn with my wife sleeping with wife hear the fat f----- crying and moaning in the bathroom >serves that f----- right Anonymous (ID: Heaven) 04/07/13 (Sun)18:30:05 No.471008873 >be billy may's ghost >his face tells me he thinks its nearly over
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