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Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten

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Created By Jostin Asuncion • Updated 6 years ago

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Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten

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: Anonymous 6 KB JPG 06/24/24(Mon) 13:49:48 No.77935675 >cute face >thin femboyish frame >autistic in a cute way and not a psycho way >gets flustered when I drop hints that I like him >finally get this sperg in bed despite him missing most of my signals >that kinda makes him cute though. Glad he's not pushy >his hands are shaky at first, I'm certain this is his first time >his inhibitions slowly melt away and he gets more confident with his touch >he's genuinely doing amazing now. I'm so f------ worked up. >didn't realize my t--- could get that sensitive >his pants come off >not circumcised He was almost perfect

: Anonymous 6 KB JPG 06/24/24(Mon) 13:49:48 No.77935675 >cute face >thin femboyish frame >autistic in a cute way and not a psycho way >gets flustered when I drop hints that I like him >finally get this sperg in bed despite him missing most of my signals >that kinda makes him cute though. Glad he's not pushy >his hands are shaky at first, I'm certain this is his first time >his inhibitions slowly melt away and he gets more confident with his touch >he's genuinely doing amazing now. I'm so f------ worked up. >didn't realize my t--- could get that sensitive >his pants come off >not circumcised He was almost perfect

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