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![File: yikes.jpg (70 KB, 800x450) O Anonymous 09/27/21(Mon)14:53:11 No.863919043 [Reply] >>863919542 >be me >18 year old ultra virgin >never had a kiss >best friends gf breaks up with him> >we talk about it. she says she needs some "fun" >ohshit.jpg >wants to meet >have never opened a bra before >decide to practice with my moms bra >next morning go to family bathroom. get one of moms bras and start practicing >mom comes in without knocking. sees me on the floor with morning wood handling her bra >walks out without saying a word >mfw](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/211/029/ae6.jpg)
![: Anonymous >[You open your eyes] >[Villain stares at you before slumping to the ground with a bullet hole in head, a hot spunky woman holding a gun is behind] >Why do the men always need saving? 5 Replies / 1 Image 21 KB JPG 02/02/23(Thu)17:21:26 No.72070196 >[Points gun at anon] >Sorry anon, it's either me or you... and it would prefer it to be you. >[BANG] : Anonymous 215 KB PNG : Anonymous >>72070196 (OP) # >adjusts my diaper because it is chafing me >makes a pouty face M-Mommy? View Thread 02/02/23(Thu)17:23:57 No.72070221 02/02/23(Thu)17:39:43 No.72070392 >>72070196 (OP) # >I could've had a cool, dramatic, and cinematic death and you ruined it, for f---- sake. Then I storm off p-----, to die decrepit and alone in forty to fifty years. : Anonymous 02/02/23(Thu)17:46:42 No.72070454 >>72070196 (OP) #](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/525/137/066.jpg)
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