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Lord Farquaad

4780 Views • Created 8 years ago By Admiral Ackbar • Updated 4 years ago

Created By Admiral Ackbar • Updated 4 years ago

Farquaad is love, Farquaad is life

■ Anonymous (ID: BYDjMnk) 06/27/14(Fri)00:33:33 No.553390138 >l was only 40 years old hated Shrek so much, I refused to buy the movies or merchandise pray to Farquaad every night before bed, thanking for the life I've been given >"Farquaad is love"l say, "Farquaad is life" >My son hears me and calls me a c--- knew he was brainwashed into blind devotion to Shrek sI call him a f----- l slap him and send him to go to sleep >He's crying now, and his face probably hurts 曰 lay in bed and it's really cold A warmth is moving towards me It's Shrek am so scared >He whispers in to my ear Shrek yours elf before you wreck yourself >He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands and puts me on my knees fear for my life >He whips out his c--- >Just as he's about to s-------- me, Farquaad jumps in through the window >Farquaad grabs Shrek by the neck and rips his head off >My son walks in >Farquaad looks him straight in the eye and says "Shrek is dreck >Farquaad leaves through my window Farquaad is love, Farquaad is life Reinvented by Stupid Darkwraith for iFunny ) ㊥ ifunny.co
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Lord Farquaad

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