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Sheevposting

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Created By ShiJo • Updated 6 years ago

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View Reply Original Report Anonymous Sat 06 Feb 2016 19:09:42 No.65731861 Quoted By: >>65732760 >65733240 >>65733432 >>65734044 >>65734173 >>65734691 >>65735162 >>65735460 >>65735633 >>65735754 >65736062 >>65736666 I think I owe you my life /tv/. If it wasn't for this board, I don't think I would be alive. I'll tell you. >Be me invited to dress up >Party starts next month. 138KiB, 1920x816, BrOai3p.jpg View Sarme Google qdb SauceNAO Wonder what I want to be >Go on /tv/ to procrastinate icons of /tvl >The Driver >TR8-TOR >Bane CIA >Sheev >Decide to go as Sheev >Friend of mine calls me up >Asks me what I'm dressing up as >Sheev >Friend has a good laugh. "Yo man, I gotta a purple lightsaber, how about I go as Mace?" >whythehellnot.jpg Order costume and lightsaber >Day of the party arrives >Considering I lived near some shady neighbours, I brought a stun gun, as l'd be going back home late Mace shows >Start having mock lightsaber fights >Do some sheev impressions >everyone's having a nice time, dancing, making out etc >feelsgoodman.jpg >Get back home late, but decide to invite some friends over to crash seeing as they're pretty drunk up Mace and I are still having some fun. HEY F----WIT!" >oh f---. It's the neighbours >Little thing you should know, my neighbours were from the ghetto, and decided to move to my neighbourhood. They were a bunch of f------ living together, possibly dealing drugs, considering that I heard a lot of gangsta music, and saw a lot of smoke coming from their house >Not to mention that the f------ who would step out were always in some sort of a haze >Decided to avoid it, didn't want to get busted >They also tended to get up in my face whenever I played my music or threw a party. Hypocrites Shut the f--- up, we tryna relax." >Drunkedly say something along the lines of No. You play your music loud in the middle of the night, and throw parties, why can't " >Man walks up to me, with a few of his friends >Mace tries to engage in ghetto speak with the f----- >Gets pushed back Mace doesn't like that at all View Same Google iqdb hqdefault.Jpg, 16KB,480x360 Sauce NAO Anonymous Sat 06 Feb 2016 19:22:15 No.65732230 Report Quoted By: >>65732495 >>65732931 >>65733006 >>65733240 >>65733432 >>65733701 >65734044 >>65734691 >65735152 >>65735754>>65736062 >>65736641 >Mace starts getting the f------ grill F----- punches Mace in the face >ohnoyoudidn't.mp4 >Mace throws a punch to the f------ head. >Knocks him out. >f------ good on you, Mace >Unfortunetly a f------ brawl starts in the street, between a bunch of thugs, and drunken cosplayers >Being the autist I am, I actually use my lightsaber as a weapon. Gotta hand it to saber forge, this weapon is durable. But it's not strong enough to whack a f----- out. >Get a flying kick to the side of my ribs >Body hits the pavement. >extremelypainful.mp4 >One of the thugs is coming towards me >He's holding Mace's toy lightsaber "I'm gonna whip you like a slave, white-boy." >remember my stun qun >I whip it out. don't know wether it was luck or skill, but I aim my stun gun, and the two barbs go straight for the f------ head >He lets out a high pitched scream as electricity fries his brain. "POWER!" I yell at the top of my lungs UUUUUUNLIMITED POWAH" >Gandalf comes and spear tackles the F----- and gives him a punch in the face Mace an I bail, carrying some of our wounded. some don't know if we won or lost, but damn it felt good >Call the cops on the f------ >Also add that they may be in the possession of illegal drugs >MFW me being Sheev saved my ass >MFW the cops drag these f------ away in cuffs >MFW I don't have to go to court. >MFW Mace and aren't being charged with assault. >MFW you beautiful bastards saved my life
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