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Last Resort / Cut My Life Into Pieces

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Created By Brad • Updated 6 years ago

Cut My Life Into Pizza: Fully Lyrics

documented by ieuhauntswizards Last Desert CUT MY LIFE INTO PIZZA THIS IS MY LAST DESSERT! MASTICATION! NO MEATBALLS! DONT GIVE A F--- IF I BURN MY TONGUE EATING THIS IS MY LAST DESSERT Cut this cake into pieces I've reached my last ten bucks, f--- that s--- man, I'm hungry Don't give a f--- if I go bankrupt eating Do you even care if I die starving? Hit a bong and eat some tripe Will I an hero tonight, chances are I probly might Balls and penis outa sight And I'm contemplating eating pie CUZ I'M GAINING MAD WEIGHT EATING PORK RINDS WISH SOMEBODY WOULD TELL ME I'M FINE! GAINING MAD WEIGHT! EATING PORK RINDS WISH SOMEBODY WOULD TELL ME I'M FINE I never realized till I got too fat Till it was too late And I couldn't find my d--- Hungry Feeding on mayo And living on gin Downward spiral, where do I begin? It all started when I tried some cheetos Just love for the snack And no love for healthy s--- Searching to find cheese on the fridge upper level Finding nothing but old cake and egg rolls CUZ I'M GAINING MAD WEIGHT EATING PORK RINDS WISH SOMEBODY WOULD TELL ME I'M FINE! GAINING MAD WEIGHT! EATING PORK RINDS! WISH SOMEBODY WOULD TELL ME I'M FINE! NOTHING'S LOW CARB NOTHING IS LEAN I'M RUNNING AND I'M CRAMPING I'M CRAMPING I'M CRAMPING I'M CRA-AMPING i'm cramped... can't... ...eat ...this Cut this cake into pieces I've reached my last ten bucks, f--- that s--- man, I'm hungry Don't give a f--- if I go bankrupt eating Do you even care if I die starving? Hit a bong and eat some tripe Will I an hero tonight, chances are I probly might Balls and penis outa sight And I'm contemplating eating pie CUZ I'M GAINING MAD WEIGHT EATING PORK RINDS WISH SOMEBODY WOULD TELL ME I'M FINE! GAINING MAD WEIGHT EATING PORK RINDS WISH SOMEBODY WOULD TELL ME I'M FINE! NOTHING'S LOW CARB NOTHING IS LEAN I'M RUNNING AND I'M CRAMPING EAT!!!! THIS!!!! tell me you loved it?
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Last Resort / Cut My Life Into Pieces

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