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2142 Views Created 8 years ago By CUPS • Updated 5 years ago

Created By CUPS • Updated 5 years ago

Anonymous (ID: SI09/18/15(Fri)12:01:34 No.5198509051985303 Be many years ago, 2006 i think >Go to Oslo with my bandy team >After a day of matches we go out on the town >My team mates nneds cash so they run into a 7-11 >l stand on the outside and wait, was texting sombody on my phone >See shady Somali comming my direction From the north norway, so raised to be suspicius of any immigrant >look up from texting and see this c--- trying to slowly move my way >He goes for my phone but i was ready >He is visibly angry cause he was hoping to be abel to just nab the phone out of my hands and legit >"Give me your phone!" - he says >I was puzzeled by the stange request, but then i remember reading stories in the news about Immigrants terrorising people in Oslo >Realise that he thinks he can intimidate me to just give him my phone like he probably have done 100 of times to weak Oslo f------ >Behind him i see the rest of my team mates comming out of the 7-11 >"uhm...haha no!" i say to him "GIVE ME THE PHONE NOW" he yells, pumping up his chest and trying to make himself as big as possibel >N----- is like 57 and looks like an ayyy lamao+ n----- hybrid >My team mates hear his last outburst, and realise whats going on >My friende Tor runs up and just soccer kicks him in the legs with all his power >N----- falls down and the 6 of us dogpiles him >What shuld we do with him, call the cops? Tor asks >Then i get an idea >"the Aker river is only 100m away >"Let's take him there and return him back to nature" >This is all said in norwegian so Somali dont realise what we are discussing We pic him up and carry him kick and screaming towards the river >Once n----- sees river he begins to panic >We bring him to the edge of the river (the water is only 120 cm so he cant drown) >I hold a small sermon "Dear gods, we return this n----- to you, as he is unfit to live among men N----- is inn full panic mode as we toss him back and forth to get anoug momentum to throw him in 1 of 2 Anonymous (ID MnNMA)雪09/18/15(Fri)12:05:22 No. 51985223 File: 1415624941738s.ipg (8 KB, 250x250) >>51985378 validation is n orde Anonymous (D: S3 09/18/15(Fri)12:07:40 No.519853032251985571 2251985951351986442 2 51991779251994680 2251998359 File: akers elva.ipg (144 KB, 500x331) 51985090 2 of 2 >Splash n----- hits the water and starts making screeching noices for the first 1,5 sek, until he relises he can stand in the water >He's crying but still tries to act tough >We are now loughing uncontrollably because of the sight and the sounds he is making >He get to the other side of where we threw him in >Once he gets out of the water he is back to trying to act tough agian >"f--- you racists!!. i Will kill you, bla bla bla We are still rolling around on the ground on the other side loughing at this sight >He gives us the finger, then runs off >He leaves as trail of wet footprints as he walks away ucking n----- Pic is where this happened I still smile to this day when i see pics of that area
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