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Katanas are Underpowered in D20

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Katanas are Underpowered in D20
Category: Meme Status: Submission Origin: /tg/ Region:
Type: Copypasta,
Tags: japan, 4chan, copypasta, rpg, warhammer 40k, daiklaves, exalted,
Katanas are Underpowered in D20

"Katanas are Underpowered in D20" is a piece of copypasta that originated in /tg/ (Traditional Games) and mostly remains at that imageboard. It's about a paragraph long and complains about how katanas are far too good in real life to have such a "pathetic" stat block in the d20 system. It's unknown when it was first posted, but it had to have been from at earliest 2000, when the system was released. The original:


That's it. I'm sick of all this "Masterwork Bastard Sword" bullshit that's going on in the d20 system right now. Katanas deserve much better than that. Much, much better than that.
I should know what I'm talking about. I myself commissioned a genuine katana in Japan for 2,400,000 Yen (that's about $20,000) and have been practicing with it for almost 2 years now. I can even cut slabs of solid steel with my katana.
Japanese smiths spend years working on a single katana and fold it up to a million times to produce the finest blades known to mankind.
Katanas are thrice as sharp as European swords and thrice as hard for that matter too. Anything a longsword can cut through, a katana can cut through better. I'm pretty sure a katana could easily bisect a knight wearing full plate with a simple vertical slash.
Ever wonder why medieval Europe never bothered conquering Japan? That's right, they were too scared to fight the disciplined Samurai and their katanas of destruction. Even in World War II, American soldiers targeted the men with the katanas first because their killing power was feared and respected.
So what am I saying? Katanas are simply the best sword that the world has ever seen, and thus, require better stats in the d20 system. Here is the stat block I propose for Katanas:
(One-Handed Exotic Weapon) 1d12 Damage 19-20 x4 Crit +2 to hit and damage Counts as Masterwork
(Two-Handed Exotic Weapon) 2d10 Damage 17-20 x4 Crit +5 to hit and damage Counts as Masterwork
Now that seems a lot more representative of the cutting power of Katanas in real life, don't you think?
tl;dr = Katanas need to do more damage in d20, see my new stat block.

This meme is notable for the large amount of variations on the copypasta, like the Exalted version (Daiklaves are underpowered) and the Warhammer 40k version (Not enough dakka).

1d4chan (the /tg/ wiki) has more information on the meme here

This meme still has some steam and possibly new variations.



Tags: japan, 4chan, copypasta, rpg, warhammer 40k, daiklaves, exalted,


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