Couldn't Even Edge to This / Clean Up On Aisle My Pants Copypasta

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The Couldn't Even Edge to This Copypasta or Clean Up On Aisle My Pants Copypasta is a catchphrase and copypasta reading, "Couldn’t even edge to this, I exploded immediately!!! Clean up on aisle MY PANTS 😂😂😂😂" expressing an inability to edge to a piece of content because it is too exciting, causing the person to ejaculate immediately. The copypasta was popularized in November 2023 on TikTok and X (Twitter), although it is unclear who coined it..

Origin

It is unclear who coined the copypasta, "Couldn’t even edge to this, I exploded immediately!!! Clean up on aisle MY PANTS." Versions of copypasta about being unable to edge to something started spreading around TikTok as early as September 2023, with one example being a comment on an upload by TikToker^[1] @mydadstan reading, "I couldn't even edge to this, I combusted," garnering over 570,000 views in two months.

The earliest known posts sharing the exact copypasta were made by X^[2] user @jetsxv and TikToker^[3] @outdoor.boys.surv on November 13th, 2023, the formergarnering no interactions in a week and the latter gaining over 170,000 views in the same span of time (shown below). The latter post has the TikToker responding to commenter and TikToker^[4] @eltonrees1, who left the copypasta as a coment on the poster's

Couldn’t even edge to this, I exploded immediately!!! Clean up on aisle MY PANTS 😂😂😂😂

Spread

The copypasta spread across TikTok and X throughout November 2023. On November 16th, 2023, TikToker^[5] @mostlycryin posted a video responding to the copypasta, garnering over 140,000 views in five days (shown below, left). On the same day, TikToker^[6] @fwfl4cko posted a video calling people who use the copypasta NPCs, garnering over 440,000 views in the same span of time (shown below, right).

On November 18th, TikToker^[10] @jaydablackie posted a video writing the copypasta in its description where he yells "clean up on aisle my pants" in the middle of the school hallway, garnering over 300,000 views in three days (shown below).

The copypasta also spread on X that month. For example, on November 18th, X^[7] user @tennantversion posted the copypasta, garnering over 600 likes in three days. On November 20th, TikToker^[8] @skyeuwusummers posted a video responding to the comment in Pomni cosplay, garnering over 110,000 views in a day (shown below). On November 21st, the copypasta was added to /r/copypasta^[9] by u/KendallSpaceDicator.

"Couldn't Even Jingle To This" Christmas Copypasta

I couldn't even Jingle to this😂🎄 I Caroled IMMEDIATELY !! 😂😂 Gift Wrap Isle MY PRESENTS! 🎁😂

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